Quote #5325
Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed.
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #1033
…adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #29214
I have found it difficult to endear myself to those who could best positively...
Quote #10560
This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know...
Quote #4975
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!It is the green-eyed monster which doth mockThe meat...
Quote #29503
There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
Quote #12404
Our friendships are precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of...
Quote #7637
Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.