Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine Quote #8749 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Dr. John H. Watson, referring to Sherlock Holmes, in "A Scandal in Bohemia" Quote #5219 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The stage lost a fine actor, just as science lost an acute reasoner, when...
Samuel Johnson, Rasselas Quote #8217 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
George Christoph Lichtenberg Quote #8197 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not...
Robert Burton Quote #19071 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...
Terry Lynn Taylor Quote #34808 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels. The more we...
Sam Walter Foss Quote #15047 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire Quote #32641 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To hold a pen is to be at war.
Ogden Nash, "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" Quote #2879 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.