Quote #18268
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Quote #5117
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air...
Quote #34733
There’s a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #25498
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Quote #9918
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #165
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets...
Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #27856
Keep your faith in all beautiful things in the sun when it is hidden,...
Quote #835
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.