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If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...
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I’d rather be rich than stupid.
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He who begins by loving Christianity better than truth will proceed by loving his...
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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by...
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A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
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A good conscience is a continual Christmas.