Quote #21834
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #12274
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Quote #25193
Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
Quote #31658
It was an attempt to stick the Congress’s finger in King Hussein’s eye.
Quote #27695
I’m sure that President Johnson would never have pursued the war in Vietnam if...
Quote #19699
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it’s...
Quote #2272
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and...
Quote #25615
History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.