Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #26030
I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #8947
The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.
Quote #20283
Judge a tree from its fruit not from the leaves.
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #9025
Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings,...
Quote #26409
Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating...
Quote #15205
One of the most appalling comments on our present way of life is that...
Quote #32269
When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure...