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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
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Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will...
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The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to...
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I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
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…a sword never kills anybody it’s a tool in the killer’s hand. From Ad...
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What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
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The art of government is the organization of idolatry.
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...