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The man who knows when not to act is wise. To my mind, bravery...
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal.
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Not everybody has to sing the melody.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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Evelyn slapped Raymond on the back with a laugh. You must be starved old...
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There are three things which if one does not know, one cannot live long...
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Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor...
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The first thing a girl hopes for from the garden of love is at...