Quote #2633
Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist...
Quote #11710
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child...
Quote #5019
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy...
Quote #33253
The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
Quote #19424
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government...
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #21017
Please all, and you will please none.
Quote #17306
There is no sense in crying over spilt milk.
Quote #33469
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.