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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms...
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Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
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It is said that power corrupts, but actually it’s more true that power attracts...
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Time heals what reason cannot.
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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
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How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you...
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It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
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He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so...
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It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends...