Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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I love you. I used to pity your sorrow. But now, were you sorrowless,...
Quote #14759
The human mind must believe in something, so why not let it believe what...
Quote #288
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Quote #27009
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three...
Quote #31363
Quality is never an accident it is always the result of intelligent effort.
Quote #30624
Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love...
Quote #5789
We can spend our whole lives underachieving.
Quote #6752
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it...
Quote #18345
Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time...