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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do...
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I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #6102
The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement...
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This Rock has become an object of veneration in the United States. I have...
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The saddest thing of word or pen, To know the things that might have...
Quote #23615
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Epistulae ad Lucilium
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Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...