Quote #6215
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #11257
A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the...
Quote #31498
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
Quote #18994
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It...
Quote #2613
What once were vices are manners now.
Quote #32212
I bear solemn witness to the fact that NATO heads of state and of...
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #29800
The successful people are the ones that can think up stuff for the rest...
Quote #749
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...