Quote #3678
If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty...
Quote #15258
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
Quote #25494
If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
Quote #30575
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #1920
DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #33090
Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the...
Quote #32625
As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities.
Quote #11467
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.