Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #23705
There’s always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved.
Quote #32850
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
Quote #22219
He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from...
Quote #15152
Habits – the only reason they persist is that they are offering some satisfaction....
Quote #1523
An idea is salvation by imagination.
Quote #25950
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should...
Quote #22220
What we obtain too cheap we esteem too little it is dearness only that...