Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Quote #7975
Life is simply the pursuit of something worth dying for.
Quote #18147
Better hazard once than always be in fear.
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There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that...
Quote #13514
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
Quote #8486
There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...
Quote #21930
If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious.
Quote #23383
I think it would be a good idea.
Quote #18306
The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME