Quote #1491
Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.
Quote #32176
It doesn’t matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you...
Quote #34734
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #7239
Judgement, not passion should prevail.
Quote #32938
The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more...
Quote #27833
The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
Quote #11136
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
Quote #6071
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #13760
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.