Quote #17029
It ain’t what folks know that’s the problem, it’s what they know that ain’t...
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To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to...
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A wise man first thinks and then speaks and a fool speaks first and...
Quote #31773
One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
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The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown...
Quote #26868
In seeking truth you have to get both sides of a story.
Quote #27054
When the silent majority opens its mouth it is usually to yawn.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #2781
“The Good Book” – one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.
Quote #12827
He who teaches children learns more than they do.