Quote #3000
I was not successful as a ballplayer, as it was a game of skill.
Quote #14628
If life were measured by accomplishments, most of us would die in infancy.
Quote #10498
Idiots…nothing can live forever.
Quote #4099
Once in a while you get shown the light in the stangest of places...
Quote #22954
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Quote #30089
There never were, in the world, two opinions alike, no more than two hairs,...
Quote #1127
Now let me explain why this makes intuitive sense.
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #11488
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Quote #14495
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.