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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...
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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
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But few have spoken of the actual pleasure derived from giving to someone, from...
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Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,But I do love thee! and when I love...
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The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer...
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No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
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The man who is anybody and who does anything is surely going to be...