Quote #3658
Fools admire, but men of sense approve.
Quote #21778
Never let people see the bottom of your purse or of your mind.
Quote #16550
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #28157
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #33516
Age is no guarantee of maturity.
Quote #32902
Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
Quote #19914
Carter This is the United States of James Carter here. I’m the president, I’m...
Quote #30022
It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another it is one...
Quote #1542
We only do well the things we like doing.