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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth....
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In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men the...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless...
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All general statements are false.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want...
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Wide-sounding Zeus takes away half a man’s worth on the day when slavery comes...
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A good man does not spy around for the black spots in others, but...
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As gold which he cannot spend will make no man rich, so knowledge which...