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Be a fountain, not a drain.
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No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There...
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Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
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He who has injured thee was stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare...
Quote #6962
The world loves to be deceived.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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An event has happened, upon which it is difficult to speak, and impossible to...
Quote #34597
The universe seems wondrous to me, with or without God. It has powerful lines...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.