Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #12679
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
Quote #30885
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Quote #25643
How do you know so much about everything was asked of a very wise...
Quote #8073
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
Quote #24028
If you are rich, you speak the truth if you are poor, your words...
Quote #8886
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be...
Quote #26862
If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are...
Quote #8686
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Quote #9003
Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper...