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To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary...
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Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it...
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how...
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When the candles are out all women are fair.
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A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
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Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread,...
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You only have power over people so long as you don’t take everything away...