Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #17346
God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to...
Quote #20478
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each...
Quote #8971
The highest courage is to dare to appear to be what one is.
Quote #13280
The stupidity of people comes from having an answer to everything. The wisdom of...
Quote #19172
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Quote #32809
What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or...
Quote #1358
Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple.
Quote #1818
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer...
Quote #542
Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, other just go over...