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I never thrust my nose into other men’s porridge. It is no bread and...
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Friendship is the allay of our sorrows, the ease of our passions, the discharge...
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Had I been chosen President again, I am certain I could not have lived...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
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Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
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We must dare to think about “unthinkable things” because when things become “unthinkable” thinking...
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I shall be telling this with a sighSomewhere ages and ages henceTwo roads diverged...
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A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #2385
Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.