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Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
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There is a diabolical trio existing in the natural man, implacable, inextinguishable, co-operative and...
Quote #1877
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
Quote #21610
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
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A good friend can shield you from the storm.
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I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success – the earliest...
Quote #2261
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have...
Quote #22968
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...