Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #16697
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t...
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The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with...
Quote #9391
Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for...
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What each must seek in his own life never was on land or sea....
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The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but...
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Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort...
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
Quote #288
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Quote #1173
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...