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When he is best, he is a little worse than a man and when...
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Intellectually, I know that America is no better than any other country emotionally I...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #33465
All you get from a circular argument is dizzy.
Quote #34616
We have to believe in free will. Weve got no choice.
Quote #20804
Our doubts are traitors,And make us lose the good we oft might winBy fearing...
Quote #165
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets...
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Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.
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So few people think. When we find one who really does, we call him...
Quote #30373
A ship is always referred to as ‘she’ because it costs so much to...