John Bracken on Captain Barney Kelly, who ran the USS Enterprise into the mud of San Francisco Bay in May 1983 Quote #2931 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He grounds the warship he walks on.
H Hahn Blavatsky Quote #25693 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28195 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Bill Cosby Quote #21584 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 People will frighten you about a graduation….They use words you don’t hear often… ‘And...
Theodore Roosevelt, last words, 6 January 1919 Quote #3458 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Put out the light.
Christopher Paolini, Author of Eragon and Eldest. Quotes came from Eragon. Quote #13268 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I?ll fight when needed, revel when there?s an occasion, mourn when there is grief,...
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice Quote #10362 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of a man; but...
Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote #16673 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you are in any contest you should work as if there were –...
Joe Weinstein Quote #34893 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28397 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A quiz If I am my brother’s keeper, who am I (Answer me.)