Quote #5196
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #15538
The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.
Quote #25960
Some of the waiters discuss the menu with you as if they were sharing...
Quote #6552
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #11856
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #23442
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.Lat., Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.
Quote #17817
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be–a christian.