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Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but...
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The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that...
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Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
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Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
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Trent I’m telling you baby, you always double down on 11.
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California: The west coast of Iowa.
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If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.