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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the...
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Happiness is like manna; it is to be gathered in grains, and enjoyed every...
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You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...
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All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying,losing, cheating, and mediocrity are easy....
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we...
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The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the...
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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...