Quote #18881
…Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are...
Quote #6069
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along...
Quote #9192
America is the land of wide lawns and narrow minds.
Quote #9814
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #9826
And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of...
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #7805
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #23761
Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be...
Quote #8871
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.