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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
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The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions.
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
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It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
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Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
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You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
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The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of...