Quote #7083
To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...
Quote #18251
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #32213
Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No...
Quote #21920
Immature love says, ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I...
Quote #9554
The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Quote #18166
The grave is the general meeting place.
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.