Quote #12268
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
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I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #3825
Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power.
Quote #31090
A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #2199
What a time! What a civilization!
Quote #24732
There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at...
Quote #34633
Death is more universal than life everyone dies but not everyone lives.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #24193
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source...