Quote #33816
Now I know what a statesman is he’s a dead politician. We need more...
Quote #32989
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #29841
It’s not the rules and regulations you follow carefully that will win you favor...
Quote #33156
A person determined never to be wrong won’t likely accomplish much.
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #33702
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Quote #32686
The historian is a prophet in reverse.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #25784
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.