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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
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There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it.
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Life’s two Great Questions Why me and What do I do now
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Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split the...
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“I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a...
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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other...
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Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, So do our minutes hasten...
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
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We were so close to being one of the actual victems. It makes you...