Quote #1812
Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again.
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It’s all in the day’s work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate...
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #15814
The proverb answers where the sermon fails, as a well-charged pistol will do more...
Quote #15426
There is no wealth but life.
Quote #30056
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #27639
My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have...
Quote #33762
Through all the world there goes one long cry from the heart of the...
Quote #3581
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web...