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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Science when well digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.