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I am not a perfect servant. I am a public servant doing my best...
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
Quote #29786
We are not the same persons this year as last nor are those we...
Quote #25890
Work ‘em hard, play ‘em hard, feed ‘em up to the nines and send...
Quote #686
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...
Quote #11736
While I know that the beautiful, the spiritual, and the sublime are today suspect,...
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #20730
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #2658
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
Quote #2119
Puritanism…helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.