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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if...
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion… I myself prefer to...
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Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
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Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the...
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We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt.
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Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution.