Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #32213
Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No...
Quote #934
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #2504
What luck for rulers that men do not think.
Quote #11255
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
Quote #2180
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
Quote #21027
It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.
Quote #2880
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
Quote #12427
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.