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If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear...
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It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there...
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Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller.
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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.