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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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The first and great commandment is Don’t let them scare you.
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I won’t have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble...
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Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
Quote #14531
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations...
Quote #3713
All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he...
Quote #20005
One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.