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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword....
Quote #13827
Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey “people.” People say...
Quote #20348
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #27480
Human beings are part of nature. Anything they do is natural. It’s impossible for...
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When I say I love Eastland, it sounds preposterous–a man who brutalizes people. But...
Quote #15492
England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
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Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and...
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that,...
Quote #14174
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.