Quote #27333
There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
Quote #8296
Take death for example. A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it....
Quote #19811
The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort.
Quote #3238
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
Quote #10451
I hold a creed, which no one ever taught me, and which I seldon...
Quote #16770
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
Quote #23318
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #10759
The enemy is in front of us, the enemy is behind us, the enemy...
Quote #111
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.