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It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves...
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #9557
Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die. And...
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #20474
The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when someone asked me what...
Quote #18422
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive
Quote #21158
Khrushchev reminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the...
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Be patient enough to live one day at a time, letting yesterday go and...
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No man is useless while he has a friend.
Quote #13670
Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I have lived today.